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Annoying Things to Do in an Elevator

Annoying Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.
2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
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Geek Quiz

Geek Quiz

1. I have moss growing:

A) In my garden
B) In my bathroom
C) In my kitchen
D) On my teeth

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Bush Quotes

Bush Quotes

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
...George W. Bush

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
...Governor George W. Bush

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